16 Hilarious Koi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Koi fish always travel in a groups of four

Because the predator will go after the D koi

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👤︎ u/marwadi_vakil

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.

I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.

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👤︎ u/yourmomophobe

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Well well well, you Koi bastard... imgur.com/gallery/ywnYv05

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👤︎ u/djuptownstl

📅︎ Sep 12 2014

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Intelligent

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👤︎ u/hados1109

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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This is one fish E pun

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👤︎ u/moses10960

📅︎ May 10 2018

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I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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👤︎ u/MC_Minnow

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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why does god allow my suffering

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👤︎ u/Amp3rsand_

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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My dad called me over to his computer

He said he'd written a new musical called "Fish". A lot like cats, except "Memories" is a lot shorter.

I chuckled despite myself.

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👤︎ u/iHateMakingNames

📅︎ Dec 13 2013

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Snuck a photo of my neighbors pond

It was a koi move

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👤︎ u/snuzet

📅︎ Sep 17 2019

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A pregnant fish is having a gender reveal party...

It’s a KOI!

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👤︎ u/a_fuge

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?

I don’t quite sea it that way.

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👤︎ u/Platinumizer

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.

She just loves playing Koi.

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👤︎ u/Elnateo

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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Why do goldfish like to hide in ponds?

They are being koi.

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👤︎ u/kellyjandrews

📅︎ Nov 19 2017

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Are goldfish naturally shy creatures?

Sometimes they're a little koi.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Mar 06 2017

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Why do koi fish always travel in groups of 4?

So the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi can escape, because they know the predator will always go after the D koi

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👤︎ u/danwright32

📅︎ May 12 2018

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Koi fish will always travel in groups of four.

Because while A Koi, B Koi and C Koi will get away,the predators will always go for the D Koi.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969

📅︎ May 08 2018

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