How do you know a dad jokes is a dad joke?
I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO 😂
How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?
I don't know how to paddle in a canoe
How do you know if someone is vegan?
How do Cicadas know to wake up every 17 years?
They have Cicadian rythm...
Hey daddy- how do you know when a drink is sick?
It becomes cough-y.
-My 11 year son a few moments after I had coffee go down the wrong pipe and had a bit of a coughing fit.
proud dad noises
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
How do you know a truly gifted performance?
I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
How do you know if you're in a cafe that makes a real good cup of tea?
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
How do you know you’re at a hipster wedding?
The best man stands up and makes an avocado toast!
How do others know when you’re finally over something?
Usually by the closure wearing.
I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
Even though I've never met you, I know how to spell your name. Do you want to know how?
Did you know they invented a new test to see how well you can see your mobile phone?
Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.
Do you know how to make a hormone?
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
Me: Son, that Scarecrow over there is the best you can get. Son: How do you know that?
Me: Because he’s out standing in his field.
How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
How do you know when it’s time to post your dad joke poetry?
I now know how my dentist feels
Because getting my kid to eat dinner is like pulling teeth!
Do you know how many clickbait articles there are out on the Internet now?
The answer may shock you.
I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.
Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?
How do you know if certain fruits are good for you?
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!
How do you know if your goldfish is a girl or a boy?
Throw some food into the tank. If she eats the food, she is a girl, if he eats the food, it's a boy!
How does a jedi know what he is getting for his birthday?
How do locomotives know where they're going?
How did the blind sheepherder know where their sheep were?
You know how tombs tend to have money that's buried with their inhabitants?
That's the first cryptocurrency.
Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
Want to know how dead you are ?
Just put a % sign after your age.
Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don't know is that he wasn't stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad - hence the name "Caesar's Salad." When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:
How do you know someone is a racist?
"They go VROOM VROOM VROOM"
How do you know it’s a dad joke?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
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