As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....
Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine....
I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
I knocked up my ex-girlfriend.
Though I'm being told that's not how I should announce my wife's pregnancy.
What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?
A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
However it was acci-dental.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
A cop knocked on my door...
...and told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
I said, "That's weird; I didn't even think he knew how to ride one!"
A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
My friend Vera knocked on the door
This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage
He was a stellar cellar seller
Someone knocked on my door today asking for small donations for the local pool.
I felt generous so I gave him a couple glasses of water.
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
I knocked an old lady over whilst on my bike yesterday
"You need to learn to use the bell," she said,
"I know how to use the bell," I replied..."I just cant ride a bike."
man remember when we got knocked out of the world cup, shit wasn't fair..
They made us play against Trinidad AND Tobago
I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wife’s hair care products.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:00am
I know 2:00am!? Good thing I was still up playing my drums
A sink walked up to the front door of a family's home, knocked, and asked to be let in.
Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"
Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "
Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."
Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."
I knocked over an Israeli food cart...
Kid knocked my wallet into the dishwater...
I put in the freezer so I'd have some cold hard cash
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door.
He gave me a leaflet and said, "Who knows? You might find it useful."
So I scrunched it up into a ball and threw it at him. "I guess you were right," I replied.
I was at the hardware store with my daughter. She of course knocked over a level.
I told her to level with me about what she did.
I knocked over a farm
And was charged with off fence
My wife knocked over a pile of books...
... It was over ten stories tall.
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes
I told him, "That's impossible. My dogs don't even own bikes."
A man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool
I handed him a glass of water
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Somebody just knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water!
Today someone knocked on the door and asked for a small donation for the local public swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
One time a wash basin knocked on my door..
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