Knock Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Knock Out"

Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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👤︎ u/KalNymeri
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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If you got in a fight with a fish, how would you knock it out?

With a left hook.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
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👤︎ u/TheAhegaoMaster
📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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Have you heard of the Mexican superhero who can knock anyone out with a single punch?

His name is Juan Pancho Man.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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One kid wanted Dad to draw Bane... The other one wanted a turkey.. Decided to knock out two birds with one stone.. (X-post r/batman) imgur.com/VrlPxcE
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👤︎ u/Blinding-Light
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.

http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new

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👤︎ u/NastySputnik
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Supasaucey
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/zeroshadow50
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/-wao
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/wormfood__
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/mpmellor
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Aeidon
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.

It was an ether/oar decision.

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👤︎ u/acromantulus
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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