I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zenpod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir. Loin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Somerando6
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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So if you get knighted by Bill Gates

Does that make you an edge lord?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CeMaRiS1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH.....

IT WAS SIR EEL

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AustralianGroan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What was the name of the mathematician who got knighted?

Sir Cumference

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IllusiveShad0ws
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2020
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The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.

He is Sirloin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SoVeryKerry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?

Sir Loin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CMoy1980
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.

It was surreal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CJCray8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The Queen knighted the first weather event today.

He is sirocco

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OneLessFool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Mr. Chin decided to look for new opportunities after being knighted by the queen.

He is now Sir Chin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chefboyclakie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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The Queen recently knighted the Buckingham Palace IT guy.

He is now Sir Ver.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/freedoomed
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2018
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A swearing clown was recently knighted.

He has been dubbed, Sir Cuss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrGengisSean
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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A guy named Mr. Real gets knighted.

When he told his friends the story that led to his knighting ceremony they all told him that it was unreal.

"No," he corrected them. "It's surreal."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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The Queen knighted British electrons to spy on ordinary citizens

Truly, the Brits are living in a modern day Sir Valence state.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zamoose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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What's the name of the knighted, well-traveled journalist?

Sir Freelance-a-lot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elmaninho
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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The inventor of the cough lozenge has been knighted

Sir Vicks

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YorkeLitoris
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Told my dad i'd like to be knighted...

He said he'd rather be dated, then gave himself a hearty chuckle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jofuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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What do you call a cow thatโ€™s been knighted?

Sir Loin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stouthelm
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I had a dream that I knighted an electric fish.

It was Sir Eel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dudleysdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kelleerc
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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