Kitchen Knives Puns

A list of puns related to "Kitchen Knives"

Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
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👤︎ u/Brycillium
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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My dad just received a really expensive set of kitchen knives as a retirement present. When asked if he liked his gift...

"It's pretty sharp!" was his reply.

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👤︎ u/Jello_cat
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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Came home and saw a pile of old battered knives on the kitchen counter.......

Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?

Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....

I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing

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👤︎ u/Trogadoney
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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