The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.

It really rocked my world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Der-Kommissar-III
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Kidney stones?

I think I'll pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Medical students dread the test on kidney stones.

It's the hardest one to pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lord_kinbote_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...

This, too, shall pass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Did you hear about the dude who died from kidney stones?

Too many drinks on the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What did the bladder say to the kidney stone?

Urine my way.

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I don't know why people hate kidney stones so much.

They only want to come in pees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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My gf's dad told me he passed a kidney stone yesterday. This is the pic he took to show me.

https://imgur.com/gallery/QEMGB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radastronaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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I'm going to name my kidney stone Pluto...

I finally got it out of my system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanismyhomie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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What did the man say when he finally past his kidney stone?

Urethra!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankenchokie666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."

"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

Hashtag nofilter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooligan_86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Which hurts more: a woman giving birth or a man getting kicked in the nads?

All I'm saying is...a year or two after being kicked in the nads, I've never heard a guy say, "you know what! I think I'd like to be kicked in the nads again."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BALTIM0RE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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Man walks into a bar

Bartender "Do you want to enter our drawing? We're giving away a set of kidney stones."

Man responds "Nah, I'll pass"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Dad joked my boss in a text. Could hear the groan.

"Hey, have a good memorial day weekend"

"eh, I think I'm getting a kidney stone. Should be exciting…"

"Oh really? My Dad got one of those a few years ago but he wouldn't tell me where he got it. Do they sell them somewhere around here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry_ery_tyme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Homonyms and my dad

Let me start off by saying that we live in the US. The reason why I'm mentioning that will make more sense. Because it might not be applicable to other countries. I had some recent hospital tests done for kidney stones (no fun). While visiting my parents I was talking about all the tests they had to do, and my mother said something about a test she had to do in the past.

"I didn't even talk to them but to interpret the scan they sent me a $30 bill"

My dad, "I don't think they've ever made a $30 bill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sorkijan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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