Kidnappings Puns

A list of puns related to "Kidnappings"

Did you hear about the kidnapping at a elementary school?

Don't worry, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/PaleGrapefruit6702
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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The evening news just reported a HORRIBLE kidnapping.

Meh. How bad can he be?

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don't worry, he's awake now.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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👤︎ u/scrub42069
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Saw a kidnapping at the local park this morning

He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up

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👤︎ u/Xander725
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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There was a kidnapping at my son’s school this week.

Fortunately he woke up after half an hour.

Told to me this morning by my 9yo son - I was very proud!

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👤︎ u/P5ammead
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day

He woke up like 5 minutes later tho

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👤︎ u/onemangang15
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It was a short nap, only about 20 minutes.

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👤︎ u/jhench78
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I have seen a kidnapping.

I decided to let the kid sleep

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👤︎ u/Hank-the-ninja
📅︎ May 30 2020
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There was a kidnapping at my work today !

It's ok, my boss' son woke up eventually

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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We had a kidnapping at our school the other day

They got a whole 20 minutes in before the teacher woke him up

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👤︎ u/ohsolinkable
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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There’s was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!

He woke up.

(A true classic)

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👤︎ u/FinnishAmerican
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I just witnessed a kidnapping.

He was really tired.

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👤︎ u/MelletjeN
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?

Son: What happened

Father: The teacher woke him up

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👤︎ u/belovedsalty
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park today ?

He turned out fine , someone woke him up

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👤︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ?

Son : No, what happened ?

Dad : It is ok he woke up.

Edit: Thank you the upvotes guys.TIL that the only requirement for a dad joke is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response:"Daaaaaaaad". Hope you enjoyed.

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👤︎ u/deadfamousdinesh
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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There was a kidnapping at my sons school today.

It’s ok though cause he’s awake now.

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👤︎ u/Sevue
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

The teacher woke him up.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school today?

It’s okay. He woke up

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👤︎ u/Bob-Frapples
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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There was a kidnapping in school

Luckily worry he woke up

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?

No need to worry. He eventually woke up.

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👤︎ u/cumsock17
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?

He woke up

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👤︎ u/GawdFro
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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I stopped a kidnapping today..

I woke him up

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Did you here about the kidnapping in school?

Nevermind he woke up.

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👤︎ u/lostknight5
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/chefexellenceroflamo
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about that kidnapping?

Don't worry.

He woke up.

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👤︎ u/Dooderdoot
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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There was a kidnapping.

But I woke him up

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👤︎ u/-DivineGod-
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s ok, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/hut-4
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

Yeah he woke up at 12.

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👤︎ u/tenten1223
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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I saw a kidnapping!

I decided to let him sleep.

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👤︎ u/MohanBhargava
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?

It’s okay he woke up...

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👤︎ u/vPH0ENIXv
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I saw a kidnapping today.. Decided to let him sleep
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👤︎ u/t_a_s_e_r_f_a_c_e
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s ok, he woke up

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👤︎ u/Buffsmike
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Did you here about the kidnapping at school today???

It's fine, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/coop0606
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the nursery?

They woke up.

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👤︎ u/red8user
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay, the teacher woke him up!

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👤︎ u/Sm0keyBear
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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"Not violent"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?

The teacher had to wake him up

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👤︎ u/redditmanalltheway
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's all okay, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s okay, he woke up....

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👤︎ u/oasishippie
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Did you hear about the school kidnapping

It was alright he woke up

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👤︎ u/Attheskiingslug
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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There was a kidnapping at school the other day

Don’t worry, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/ArkhamIsComing2020
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

He's fine. He woke up.

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👤︎ u/Baldomccoy
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up

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👤︎ u/peachyfluf
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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„Did you hear about the kidnapping at out school today?“

„No what happened?“ „The teacher woke him up.“

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👤︎ u/DildoFaggins69-420
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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