I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

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👤︎ u/IS3OO
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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My wife was kidnapped by a mime

He did unspeakable things to her

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📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Mimes kidnapped me recently

They committed unspeakable crimes.

When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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My friend Herb was kidnapped!

I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive

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📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.

Couldn't get a Peep out of him.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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If you were kidnapped by birds.....

Does that mean your abduckted?

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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I stoped a women from getting kidnapped today

Wife: How? Me: Self control

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📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.

Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.

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👤︎ u/--Koko--
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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I got kidnapped and taken to Sweden,but it's a pretty nice place

I guess you could say I'm developing Stockholm syndrome.

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👤︎ u/Syndr1l
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Somebody kidnapped a Sister from our local convent because there was no security.

No fence. Nun taken.

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Sting has been kidnapped!!!

The Police don't have a lead.

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📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Kidnapper: We've kidnapped your son.

Dad: Please let me speak to him.

Kidnapper: He's here.

Dad: You left the fan on, again.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.

Turns out that idea was Taken

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📅︎ Oct 28 2016
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Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..

I got arrested in charge of pickpocket

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📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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Did you hear the singer Sting got kidnapped?

The Police have no lead

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📅︎ May 31 2016
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Did you hear about the kid who's father was kidnapped in Iraq?

They bagged dad in Baghdad!

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📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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Did you guys hear, the musician Sting was kidnapped...

The Police has no leads.

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📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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My dad thought he was kidnapped on purpose

Turns out he was mis-taken.

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📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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I kidnapped a mime once

He was speechless

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📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...

unspeakable.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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