List of kidnappings Puns

Here are 20 of the most popular dad jokes, which you can draw from in emergency situations where you quickly need a good dad joke:

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything.
2. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
   I lost my case.
3. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
   I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
4. Where are average things manufactured?
   The satisfactory.
5. What did one hat say to the other?
   You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
6. What do you call a magic dog?
   A labracadabrador.
7. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
   This tastes a little funny.
8. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
   In case she needed to draw blood.
9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
   It’s okay, he woke up.
10. Can February march?
    No, but April may.
11. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
    Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
12. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved.
13. Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
    It could spell disaster.
14. When I was young there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet.
    Nobody knew why.
15. Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    Right where you left it.
16. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
    They don’t meet the koalafications.
17. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
    They each got six months.
18. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    Bison.
19. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.
20. What do you call a woman with one leg?
    Eileen.

NB: I curated these from a much longer list that was published by Reader's Digest, which is also why you see many of these appear regularly in this sub.