What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans

A student told me that today!

Also, thank you to this community! I get a lot of great material for my Joke of the Day and it has helped me connect with my students through distance learning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khalizziebeth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What's a kidnappers favorite pair of shoes?

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judahthelion014
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What did the kidnapper say to his partner?

Hi-Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziad4826
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the salad say to the kidnapper?

Lettuce go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sigge02
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?

He thread-end them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aperio43
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.

Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Koko--
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Kidnapper: We've kidnapped your son.

Dad: Please let me speak to him.

Kidnapper: He's here.

Dad: You left the fan on, again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What’s a kidnapper’s favorite salad?

Seize Her Salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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How do we call someone who puts kids to sleep ?

Kidnapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npyrovolakis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Did you hear about the kid who's father was kidnapped in Iraq?

They bagged dad in Baghdad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnieringo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What shoes do kidnappers where?

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weneedmorememes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What Is a kidnappers favourite shoes

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeytoast123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans.

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