I'm going to be working on my next dadjoke over the next few days. In the meantime, I'll keep u posted.
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I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.
Stupid Firemen
what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.
But I think he's built it up too much.
I hate having to keep going to the kitchen to fill my glass of water. /r/Jokes/comments/hzvbvc/…
Boy if you keep playing with that thing you're going to go blind.
Now quit playing with my arc welder!
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
Inflation
Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!
Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.
Haven’t seen this on here yet, so to to keep the Elsa theme going...Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
My friend keeps pressuring me into going spelunking with him. Well, after weeks and months of constant persuasion...
...I finally caved.
Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in 5 years?
It's not like I have 2020 vision.
When your soy bread prices keep going up and down
sigh new soy dough...
Everyone keeps asking my wife and I when we are going to have a baby...
"When we work out the kinks"
Me: "Hey John, people keep thinking I'm going to purchase beef for them."
John: "Buy me steak?"
Me: "Not you too."
Dear laxatives, you really keep me going.
Doctor doctor, my stomach keeps making funny noises. It keeps going “HOOT-HOOT”
Sounds like a wise old bowel.
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back
It's really bipolar
Which serial killer keeps going in circles?
Jason Vortices
My cousin keeps going to IKEA
I'm beginning to think she has Stockholm syndrome!
When the person who invented the drawing board couldn't quite get it right, what did he keep going back to?
Basics.
