What do you call an off kilter kebab?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostguy590
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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It's been months since I've had a mutton kebab

I just can't seem to find a lamb doner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innovandit
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Ass kebab
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Seekh kebab, not attention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonbarfila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My dad made shish kebabs.

Dad: "These are some pretty fancy shish kebabs. They should be called shish ke-Roberts instead."

Standing ovation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contraaa
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What do you call a free offal kebab?

An organ doner.

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What do you call a takeaway with dignity?

An honour kebab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maaaaaardy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What’s the quietest dinner?

A Shhhh Kebab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuclean
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What's a cannibal's favourite cheat meal?

Donor kebab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamalalAtete
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?

A ssssssshhh kebab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berlinshit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Funny name for a shop selling Nazi memorabilia?

I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?

Suggestions gratefully received!

(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frood77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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What did the cheerleader say when returning her under cooked meat skewers?

RAW RAW SHISH KEBAB!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousEgret
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Telluride, CO

Convo with my roommate a few minutes ago...

Me: Hey, want to get Curry n Kebab for lunch tomorrow?

RM: E's picking me up for Telluride at one tomorrow so I probably won't have time.

Me: Well you better Telluride that they gonn' have to wait for you to eat ya curry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigreddmachine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Why have abs...

When you can have kebabs?

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