Kant Puns

A full officer.

But a manual can't do experience justice

I Kant drive Immanuel.

So Khan you.

I. Kant

He puts on his Socrates.

Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.

He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''

Immanuel Kan't.

So I told him to stop being such a Kant!

But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.

Kant

But I said I Kant.

But I just Kant

A right proper Kant.

But it has a Nietzsche market.

I really Kant.

I. Kant.

...and right now, I literally Kant even.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

But Immanuel Kant.

“No I Kant”

I try to stop making them but I just Kant

I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.

Clerk Kant

We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.

Because if it was pessimistic, it would be called the KantJPz

Soarin' Kierkegaard.

Sorry, that wasn't the Sarte of pun I had in mind. I Kant even think of a better one.

We were discussing Kant in our Systematic Theology class, not entirely sure why we got on him. Me: He was the one that said God was just good for morals, right? Prof: Yes, and we don't have to continue but I Kant see why we wouldn't.

Yes we Kant.

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

so Khan you.

Immanuel Kant

Because I Kant

A kant

I. Kant