What do you call a policeman who just ate a bunch of donuts and can’t stop taking about Immanuel Kant?

A full officer.

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👤︎ u/MotherPew
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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I was reading a guide on Immanuel Kant

But a manual can't do experience justice

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do Immanuel Kant and driving cars have in common?

I Kant drive Immanuel.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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I recently bought a manual on philosophy

But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.

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📅︎ May 08 2020
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I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher

But I said I Kant.

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👤︎ u/avisser
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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I was trying to think of a famous philosopher

I. Kant.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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Most philosophers can do anything they set their minds to

But Immanuel Kant.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My ethics professor Dad-joked our class today

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

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👤︎ u/Brain13
📅︎ Sep 23 2014
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Who can't do philosophy?

Immanuel Kant

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👤︎ u/ozantac
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