And why do they think Iād have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
I prefer to think of them as full groan
Perhaps he should've backed that thing up.
He said "I can't be bothered with all this uni-corn".
The kids were having grapes for a snack. Several kids were complaining about the grapes. I told them "stop being ungrapeful and eat them, then you'll be grapeful." Right after I left for break and told them to "have a grape time". I'm proud and disappointed at the same time.
Is this a trick question?
Now she's a small medium at large.
It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.
I work in the investigations section of a military police department, and aside from our normal office hours, we have 24hr shifts that cycle through the office, so that there's an investigator present and on-duty 24/7/365.
My co-worker was wrapping up some paperwork this morning, and coming off of his 24 hr shift, and almost dead to the world. At the time, a pair of other investigators in my office were discussing some case that had happened a day or two prior that involved an emancipated juvenile.
I was just logging into my workstation to check my e-mail and I turned to my co-worker and asked, "Hey, so when a juvenile gets emancipated, and he announces it - proclaims it, if you will - what would they call that?"
He stares at me with a blank, uncomprehending expression and I continue, "An emancipation...proclamation? Maybe?"
The annoyed groans of someone who's been up for 24 hours are so satisfying.
He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".
My husband and I were recently in Florida and we saw juvenile manatees at the beach. When I retold this story to my dad he said, "Oh, they weren't fully grown? That makes them boy-a-tees. Not man-a-tees."
I guess he should have backed that thing up.
