Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"
Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."
Her: "No they don't...."
Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."
Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"
Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "
Her: "Let me see..."
So I showed her the section I was reading:
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1
It was just junk mail.
It was junk mail.
Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.
Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"
Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."
my dad just texted me....
dad: have you checked your mail?
me (going through my mail mostly all junk): for what?
dad: Your mail....
me:.... got dang it old man
