Spam "Junk Mail" Musubi
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
šŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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My daughter caught me reading one of those coupon newsletters they send from the local grocery store...

Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"

Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."

Her: "No they don't...."

Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."

Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"

Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "

Her: "Let me see..."

So I showed her the section I was reading:

ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Tjohn184
šŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I got advertising in the letterbox with pictures of male models wearing underwear.

It was just junk mail.

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šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Someone e-mailed me a picture of their genitalia...

It was junk mail.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AndyIbanez
šŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Shapely

Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.

Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"

Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nickfree
šŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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have you checked your mail?

my dad just texted me....

dad: have you checked your mail?

me (going through my mail mostly all junk): for what?

dad: Your mail....

me:.... got dang it old man

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thebatmon
šŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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