Jon Snow Puns

A list of puns related to "Jon Snow"

Who is Jon Snow's favourite actor?

Steve McQueen

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👤︎ u/parthobot
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Why did Jon Snow journey to the timepiece store?

For the watch.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Who is Jon Snows favorite animated movie character?

Lightning MuhQueen.

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👤︎ u/sheepkillerx
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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If Jon Snow enters a sauna how quickly does he become Jon Water?
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Where do Gordon Freeman and Jon Snow meet for drinks ?

The Crowbar.

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👤︎ u/glli
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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I have the same kind of hair as Jon Snow

and I mentioned I should go as him next year for Halloween.

Sister-in-law says I'll need to lose some weight to pull that off.

I said fine, I'll go as Jon Snowman.

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👤︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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As dads, we love to spoil our kids...

So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.

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👤︎ u/Poastash
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Any random man: Arya Stark?

Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not

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👤︎ u/egxsy
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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If this is a common dad joke, I apologize.

I was talking to some friends about the snow yesterday here in the Midwest. I said "it was snowing so hard you can't see 20 feet in front of you!"

My friend Jon responded: "I don't know why you'd want to look at twenty feet, anyways."

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👤︎ u/PraetorianXVIII
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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