Joint Account Puns

A list of puns related to "Joint Account"

Don't ever open a joint bank account with a cowgirl.

She might beat you to the draw.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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My wife and I put money aside just for chiropractic visits.

We created our own joint account.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Me and my friend opened a bank account to save up for drugs

Is it a 'joint' account.

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👤︎ u/vinanthbharadwaj
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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My girlfriend asked me for a bank statement.

I said, "It's a financial institution licensed to receive deposits and make loans."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Two drug dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?

A joint account.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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Me and my friend opened a shared bank account for buying weed

It'll be our joint account.

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👤︎ u/airlancelot
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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