Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Who's John Candy's favorite music artist?
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
What did John Mcenroe say when he was disqualified from the chese eating contest
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
Why is John Cena always invisible?
"Because he's JOHN SEE NAH (No see)"
- my boomer dad who I thought he's asking a genuine question
John was the best liver surgeon in his hospital.
I guess you could say he always delivered.
What did John say to Marry?
You've been the best part of my life and I cant imagine my life with you. Will you marry me?
I call my toilet the jim instead of the john
That way I can tell people I go to the jim every morning.
What hospital ward is john cena afraid of?
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
John Cena's more than a brainac
John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.
Except maybe the manure spreader
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
And god said to John “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”
But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.
Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?
A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?
B: No, what was the trip for?
A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.
(original)
They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
How do you get John Travolta out of your cheese?
Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.
Why did Bill get mad at John after John ate all of his toast?
Because he's Lack Toast Intolerant.
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
What’s Elton Johns favourite beer?
Amstel standing! (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)
Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...
But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am
John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.
JC: where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you can’t.
John went deer hunting but he couldn’t find his doe, so he
John Travolta was hospitalized earlier today for suspected COVID-19.
Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
What did john put on his pasta?
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say
At least the both have something "in" common.
Jesus said unto John. Come forth and receive eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life
But he cane fifth and won a toaster
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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