13 Hilarious Jitsu Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Jiu Jitsu is Defined as:

1.) The act of folding someone’s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will

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👤︎ u/akioakashi

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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Jew-jitsu

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👤︎ u/MikkelSoo0601

📅︎ May 11 2019

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[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally

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👤︎ u/Detronix18

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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While there is strength in your Jew-jitsu

You are no match for my Nun-chucks

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👤︎ u/Luminite07

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off

She won the no belt prize.

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👤︎ u/zsxking

📅︎ Aug 12 2017

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I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu

Even my waiver got submitted

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👤︎ u/topderp1

📅︎ Mar 03 2017

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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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👤︎ u/daddyflextape

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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What do you call Catholic martial arts?

Nun-Jitsu

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👤︎ u/FranticFridge

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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What is the best way to defend yourself in Israel?

Jew-jitsu

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👤︎ u/Above_And_Beyond2215

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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What martial art does Hitler hate?

Jew-Jitsu

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👤︎ u/Thegod999

📅︎ Oct 19 2017

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What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?

Jew Jitsu.

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👤︎ u/HillDrag0n

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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God dammit uncle Rick

Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?

Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.

Mom: What's Judo?

Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.

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👤︎ u/tcoons

📅︎ Jan 01 2014

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Just got out-dad-joked by my wife

My wife and I have a friend coming over this afternoon and he's bringing his new girlfriend that we haven't met yet. We know she's Brazilian, so I asked my wife "do you think she knows jiu-jitsu?" with that dad-joke look on my face because I was proud of my accomplishment. My wife responds without hesitation with "nope, she's not a Jew" and all I could do was shake my head with disappointment that I'd been outdone while being so proud of her at the same time.

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👤︎ u/amill04

📅︎ Aug 16 2015

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