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Jitsu Puns

A list of puns related to "Jitsu"

Jiu Jitsu is Defined as:

1.) The act of folding someone’s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akioakashi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Jew-jitsu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikkelSoo0601
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Detronix18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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While there is strength in your Jew-jitsu

You are no match for my Nun-chucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luminite07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off

She won the no belt prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsxking
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu

Even my waiver got submitted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topderp1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call Catholic martial arts?

Nun-Jitsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranticFridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What is the best way to defend yourself in Israel?

Jew-jitsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Above_And_Beyond2215
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What do non-Israelis call Krav Maga?

Jew Jitsu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HillDrag0n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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God dammit uncle Rick

Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?

Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.

Mom: What's Judo?

Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcoons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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Just got out-dad-joked by my wife

My wife and I have a friend coming over this afternoon and he's bringing his new girlfriend that we haven't met yet. We know she's Brazilian, so I asked my wife "do you think she knows jiu-jitsu?" with that dad-joke look on my face because I was proud of my accomplishment. My wife responds without hesitation with "nope, she's not a Jew" and all I could do was shake my head with disappointment that I'd been outdone while being so proud of her at the same time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amill04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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