A list of puns related to "Jiu"
1.) The act of folding someoneβs clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will
She won the no belt prize.
Even my waiver got submitted
Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?
Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.
Mom: What's Judo?
Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.
My wife and I have a friend coming over this afternoon and he's bringing his new girlfriend that we haven't met yet. We know she's Brazilian, so I asked my wife "do you think she knows jiu-jitsu?" with that dad-joke look on my face because I was proud of my accomplishment. My wife responds without hesitation with "nope, she's not a Jew" and all I could do was shake my head with disappointment that I'd been outdone while being so proud of her at the same time.
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