Jiu Jitsu is Defined as:

1.) The act of folding someone’s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will

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👤︎ u/akioakashi
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off

She won the no belt prize.

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👤︎ u/zsxking
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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I don't think I'm good at jiu jitsu

Even my waiver got submitted

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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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God dammit uncle Rick

Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?

Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.

Mom: What's Judo?

Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.

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👤︎ u/tcoons
📅︎ Jan 01 2014
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Just got out-dad-joked by my wife

My wife and I have a friend coming over this afternoon and he's bringing his new girlfriend that we haven't met yet. We know she's Brazilian, so I asked my wife "do you think she knows jiu-jitsu?" with that dad-joke look on my face because I was proud of my accomplishment. My wife responds without hesitation with "nope, she's not a Jew" and all I could do was shake my head with disappointment that I'd been outdone while being so proud of her at the same time.

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👤︎ u/amill04
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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