What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs....

Floating in a pond? Bob.

Hanging on a wall? Art.

In a pot on the stove? Stu.

Who's all scratched up? Nick.

Who got into a fight with a cat and lost? Claude.

Who's a bartender? Phil.

Lying in front of a door? Matt.

Who's a public speaker? Mike.

Who's deathly white? Paul.

Who works out every day? Jim.

Who's in the bathroom? Lou.

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