Dude: Hey man, my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, what’s your name?

Other dude: Okay look, you’re not gonna believe it, but you’re name is my name too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waitwhaaaaaatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.

Amished opportunity, if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Dear, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

You're name is my name too!

Sincerely,

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DroopyDrewP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Pun Request: Jacob

Hi guys, I love this subreddit for its cringeyness but now I must ask a question. Do any of you know any puns with the name Jacob or Yakob to put on the back of my senior highschool jacket (just one word).

Thank you,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFryPanKing
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan921
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smarvin6689
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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[Request] Needed: Cow Puns

So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.

They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.

Examples:

A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.

A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)

There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.

Thank you for your help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kunk180
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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do not accept a Facebook friend request from...

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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future dad....

Seen on friend's Facebook page:

I was practicing counting with Jacob: Jacob: 1,2,3... Me: What comes after 3? Jacob: You get in trouble Lol!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmooney28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Dad told me this when I was about 6.

Me: Dad, who is the most famous guy in the world? (Serious question)

Dad: (Totally Deadpan) John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt.

Me: Why's he so famous?

Dad: (Again, totally deadpan). His name is my name too.

I don't think he even looked up at me to answer either question, and certainly didn't miss a beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman939
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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