The man goes to discuss the matter with his Jewish neighbor.
"It happened with my son, too! He left home Jewish and came back a few days later a Christian."
They go to talk to the rabbi about this issue. "You're not gonna believe this," the rabbi told them. "My Jewish son also left and came back a Christian!"
So they had to take it a level higher. The rabbi talked to God, "our sons are leaving home and returning as Christians! What's going on?"
God replies "so, you're not gonna believe this..."
Hebrews it.
I was like, “No way!” And he was like, “Yahweh.”
Os-Moses.
I'm drinking if you're buying
It’s all about how hebrews it.
He brews.
Shebrews
A challah-day
It's called TheyBrew
Hebrews some coffee.
Because it's always too Hasidic
I said I’m sorry she got passed over
How much does the Challah cost?
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
the knight who thinks he knows the answer...Sir Mise
the knight who is sure his armor is made out of cans...Sir Tin
the knight who is always angry...Sir Lee
the knight who hisses when he talks...Sir Pent
the sneaky knight...Sir Reptitious
the extra knight...Sir plus
...
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Ari-gato
Matzoh-rella
My three year old came up with this tonight. I'm a proud dad joker.
Turns out the food was too Hasidic.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
Hebrews good coffee in the morning 😈
Annual check-ups include a Pap schmear.
...He brews
They’re pretty Hasidic.
He brew
They have no force kin
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
I said "No way, really?"
He goes "Yahweh!"
Os-Moses.
