Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?

He identified as poly-Esther

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddlasso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/modestmolerat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Dadjoked one of my students last semester

I was a chemistry TA.

Student writes "esther" on their paper.

Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!

Entire class groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkaega
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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