Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?
He identified as poly-Esther
My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
