I'm naming my next band Knee Jerk

That way, we're sure to get a reaction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.

I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmHere420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you call a French person being a jerk?

A douchebaguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yggdrasi117
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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The going rate is now 18% you Jerks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasTaGhul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.

Ambulances, I can't stand them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What have you done when you can't jerk off anymore?

You've beaten your meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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To the jerk who stole my anti-depressants today.

I hope you're happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why are vampires always jerks?

No self reflection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l0RD-ZUKO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaginakween68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I thought comedians we're jerks until i finally met one

He was a stand up guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Some jerk wouldn’t tell me the time so I clocked him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a whale who's a real jerk to his friends because his mom got washed ashore?

Son of a beached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why are arabian rulers are such jerks?

Because they are dick-tators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benelkal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is the biggest jerk in the world.

Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuckChaser
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDADDYTHRASHERX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you do if your friends are jerks?

You integrate them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/verygroot1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Animals Being Jerks (x-post from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulathekoala59
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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Jerk chicken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesset77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Muggers are jerks, but you have to hand it to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmpony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Some jerk jacked up my car today

Can't believe how rude my mechanic was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toethumbs8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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Waiter told us tonight's special was "Jerk fish"

I asked if they had any "nice fish".

Girlfriend just sat there and rolled her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradyHoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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