My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to file a complaint about the location of the well.
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
Did you know I used to be a Lumber Jack? It was only during one summer, though.
I just couldn't, hack it.
Because I didn't have the, chops.
So they, gave me the axe.
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
Jack was greeted by several people this morning.
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
What do you call a murderer that can't stop farting?
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
What do you call a quadruple amputee in a pool?
How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?
I was out walking the dogs today, and a friend asked me if they were Jack Russells ?
Nah...they're mine, I said.
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
My friend Jack Glasscock could never sneak up on people.
Everyone could always see when he was coming.
Every time I go to the liquor store, a dude comes out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy.
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
My son asked if he could have a book mark
I broke down crying. Its been 15 years and he still doesn't know my name is jack!
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
old but good
https://preview.redd.it/7mm8ep2i9ae61.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=c02148c24e2f9993886e9caa2c9ca7d4ce15b34f
for lack of an intresting title
I know it sounds cheesy, but when I’m with my friends Colby and jack...
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
I know a guy, Jack, who can talk to vegetables
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