To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you canβt run.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Iβd say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I donβt want to sugar coat it.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.
I guess Iβm easily suede.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket
In case I get a hole in one.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why should you wear a jacket when going into a mine?
Because it might be coal inside.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?
Because it was a little chili.
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︎ May 08 2020
Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?
She was just warming up.
My dad made this joke, and i loved it.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says βBut I had a 3-piece suit.β
Tailor says βThe vest is yet to come.β
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︎ Sep 09 2019
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︎ May 02 2019
I got my son a new jacket for this winter.
He didnβt like it, so I asked him why.
He said, βI donβt feel very cool in this jacket.β
I replied, βExactly! So whatβs the problem?β
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I set my jacket on fire
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︎ Sep 06 2019
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.
He is such a LED-back person.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I bought a new sports jacket for hiking
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?
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︎ May 22 2019
Someone has stolen all my trainers and high visibility jackets from my shed.
They can run, but they cannot hide.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Saw a jacket I really liked at the store, but forgot my wallet at home.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you canβt run.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you canβt run.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you canβt run
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︎ Nov 02 2020
When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...
In case I get a hole in one
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︎ Sep 19 2020
To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
you can hide but you can't run
Edit: spelling
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you canβt run
π︎ 165
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︎ Jan 18 2020
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you cant run
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︎ Jan 29 2019
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you canβt run!
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︎ Jun 15 2020
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?
He can hide but he can't run.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you canβt run.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you canβt run
π︎ 6k
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︎ Jul 29 2018
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
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︎ Apr 12 2019
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
π︎ 68
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︎ Aug 13 2019
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run
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︎ Jun 04 2019
To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
π︎ 69
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︎ May 29 2019
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
π︎ 140
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess Iβm easily suede.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?
Because it is coal inside
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︎ Nov 28 2019
To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
π︎ 8
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︎ Oct 26 2019
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run
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︎ Sep 11 2019
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,
can't wait to see how it turns out.
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︎ Nov 11 2018
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
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