To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.
I guess I’m easily suede.
When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket
In case I get a hole in one.
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
How do you steal a sweater?
A man was walking g down the street...
When out of nowhere, he gets hit by a car and flipped over. A woman came running over as he was lying on the sidewalk, takes off her jacket and slides it u der his head.
"Are you comfortable?" The woman asked
"Meh, I make a living." He replied.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
Why should you wear a jacket when going into a mine?
Because it might be coal inside.
Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?
Because it was a little chili.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?
She was just warming up.
My dad made this joke, and i loved it.
I got my son a new jacket for this winter.
He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.
He said, “I don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”
I replied, “Exactly! So what’s the problem?”
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.
He is such a LED-back person.
Having some fun with a typo
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man who stole my camo jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...
In case I get a hole in one
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
you can hide but you can't run
Edit: spelling
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you cant run
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run!
Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?
He can hide but he can't run.
A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess I’m easily suede.
Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?
Because it is coal inside
To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
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