Why did the ear itchiness keep coming back after being scratched?

It was Earitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?

Because it had egg-zema.

She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiberius_Jim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why was the house itchy?

Because it has shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FierieFairie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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New microbrewery opened up next door to me, but I'm getting an itchy feeling about it

It's run by bearded artisants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lecraic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.

They called it poison IV

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I asked my dermatologist why my skin is so itchy a year ago, and he still hasn’t answered me.

I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why was the elephant itchy and scratching himself?

He had pachydermatitis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Suppose I made a quick decision to see the doctor about some itchy, dry skin...

...would that be a rash decision?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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My wife was wondering why she was so itchy

I asked why she pronounced it with a silent "B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolmandan03
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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For all you weebs out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noumanpoke1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My girlfriend's leg was itchy...

She was wearing leggings, thought something was poking/itching her and kept saying "there's something in my leggings!"

I finally said "yeah it's you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allense
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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So I have a ton of red itchy bumps on my face and chest, I can't decide what I should do, can somebody help me out.....

I don't wanna make any rash decisions....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PineappleTrees21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?

The itchy bitchy spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I started to count in Japanese earlier...

Yeah, I had an itchy knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What's the definition of frustration?

A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/criswhitmore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did the macho bee with eczema feel?

B-Itchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?

The itchy bitchy spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Son: I scratched my phone's screen

Dad: Was it itchy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmibbles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...

She was Bee-itchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a Japanese car with the chicken pox?

An itchy Nissan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreekkrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Confucius say:

He who fall asleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

Couldn't decide whether to post here or /r/nostalgia. I fell asleep reminiscing about this gem last night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubbyand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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When I'm recovering from stings,

I find myself bee-itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Happened a couple days ago

Mom: I'm so sorry! I scratched your car while backing out!

Dad: At least it's not itchy anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manners33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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Standing in the bathroom this morning...

I asked my GF what a superspy uses for itchy feet...

"Bond. Gold Bond."

I managed to duck the brush she threw at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazySumo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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So I got bit by a bug..

Me: "My foot is really itchy even though I put the itching cream on it."

Dad: "There's your problem, you put itching cream on it instead of anti-itch cream."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vkguyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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I never thought my Mexican father would pull on one me.

Then again, I'm quite oblivious to his subtle jokes, but I think this one takes the cake:

So anyway, the other day he had me look something up for him on my laptop. Occasionally, my mouse pad lags and this was one of those times. I began to rub my finger to get it to work when my dad lays this one one me: "ΒΏTiene comezΓ³n o quΓ©?" Which is roughly translated to: "Is it(the laptop) itchy or what?"

Now, I'm sure if I was a dude and my dad was one of those dads, he would've said something along the lines of my laptop's mouse pad being equivalent to a woman's nether regions. But that might just be the way I think.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutallitits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakehoundXE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_iguano_man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...

Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...

Poison IV just made you itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicks4183
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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