If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me ‘Reddit famous’) 😂😅
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
An itch-hiker.
Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
She turned out to be a plant.
And the doctor said he had dino-mites
A rash of good luck.
Take away the w.
Preferably made from scratch.
Her name is Tinea.
Asteroids.
A labra-kadabra- dor
...to tell you about my allergies.
He has been complaining about his ear for the past few days, possible infection. He was saying how he couldn't hear well and how his ear itched but he couldn't scratch it.
"Man, that must be ear-itating"
"Do your homework"
It was malarious
He needed an itch to cook from scratch.
It’s a real head scratcher, and quite honestly I’m just itching to find a solution.
That will come back to bite me
When I was at a restaurant I was rubbing my eye because it itched. I went to go wash it in the restroom at the place and when I came back, a person at my table said “Your eye is really red!” So then I said “Hey! You don’t need to RUB IT IN.”
Tonight my wife and I were explaining why my son had to wear pajama bottoms after putting anti-itch cream on his legs, because it kept it from rubbing off on the sheets. “But doesn’t it rub off on the pajamas?” asked my daughter. My wife patiently explained that the cream could then rub back onto his legs.
“Yes,” I said. “It’s a perpetual lotion machine.”
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
I don’t think it would ITCH the spot
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
...would that be a rash decision?
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
Hair it itch (heritage)
A patient came to the ER with a rash that she had been scratching for a few days. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.
I said "Wow. You're really ... itching to get out of here."
Silence, then groans. Just the response I was looking for.
The flee market
We’re going to have a B.B.
"Stone of a peach!"
Was a favorite of my Dad's. There are probably others that I can't recall. Share yours in the comments!
there wasn't a dry eye in the house.
The itching in my eye was really out of control.
A friend asked "What does it mean if your palm itches?" I replied "I'm sorry I don't make rash decisions."
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
