A list of puns related to "Ir"
Spells βtheirsβ?
It was just too taxing.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
Gsus
Turns out they prefer money.
IRS: Itβs time for you to pay your taxes
Me: Ok, how much is it?
IRS: Well, thatβs up to you to figure it out
Me: Cool, so I can pay as much as I want
IRS: Oh no! We know EXACTLY how much you owe and if you do it wrong you could go to jail
Because they single file to hide their numbers.
Their jobs are taxing.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
Taking money for the government is taxing
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
Income taxidermy
A taxer-Derby.
Boy, these jokes are really taking a toll on me.
His business operations were shady
So far, it's been pretty taxing.
Apparently they were paying their employees under the stable.
For tax porpoises.
Turns out it was a shell company.
Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...
Dear Dad,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie.
I immediately replied backβ¦
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
Because the IRS has no cents.
"This is too much - I'm exhausted!"
"...sounds taxing."
My SO: "You seem tired, did you have a busy night?"
Me: "No, I just did taxes. I didn't realize they can be so... taxing."
Pretty damn proud of myself for that one.
A penny saved, is actually about 1.25 pennies, once you account for Income Tax.
[my dad works for the Canadian tax department (IRS) and he used to always say that when I was a kid. He thought he was very funny. I'm now starting to see the wisdom in that statement.
Ir. ..ma...God!!
It joins the IRS and begins repossessing houses
(My first attempt at a Dad joke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=82&v=xlIrI80og8c
http://imgur.com/6kIrWp5
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