Has anyone realize β€œThe IRS”

Spells β€œtheirs”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I quit my job at the IRS.

It was just too taxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterjon_3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.

Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What ir a Christian's favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile

Turns out they prefer money.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Dadjoke by IRS, but for real

IRS: It’s time for you to pay your taxes

Me: Ok, how much is it?

IRS: Well, that’s up to you to figure it out

Me: Cool, so I can pay as much as I want

IRS: Oh no! We know EXACTLY how much you owe and if you do it wrong you could go to jail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?

Because they single file to hide their numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popegonzo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why are IRS employees always tired when they get home?

Their jobs are taxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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A genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn't want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.

After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down β€œMoney for Nothing, Checks for Free??”

Me: Am I in trouble?

Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Why is the IRS always tired?

Taking money for the government is taxing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackbird611
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a race between a bunch of IRS workers?

A taxer-Derby.

Boy, these jokes are really taking a toll on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ratfrk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why did the blinds salesman get audited by the IRS?

His business operations were shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troxosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do you call it when the IRS starts stuffing dead animals?

Income taxidermy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I just started my new job at the IRS.

So far, it's been pretty taxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Did you hear about the horseback-riding business that got shut down by the IRS?

Apparently they were paying their employees under the stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBatpants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Why did the IRS change their logo to a dolphin?

For tax porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfdl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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Is a Canadian retirement plan called an IR, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TableLampOttoman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Did you see that the IRS was doing a bunch of audits and found one corporation listed a turtle as their CEO?

Turns out it was a shell company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stretch85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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