What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?
“Get out. This is Micelle!”
Day 6 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
Some friends were having a 92nd birthday party for their grandma
I said that's awesome, but you can't really have much of a party in a minute and a half.
Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying
“We didn’t start the fire”
