BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
I recently watched "Nosferatu" for the first time. Interesting. Now, I'm checking out "Nosfera 2: New Berlin-ings".
I hope they don't spend all their time medic-ing around.
Seen on my first day work ing at the post office.
Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
I was waiting ages for my book on herb based erotica to arrive and it finally came today. Itβs about f***ing thyme.
My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
Corn-based agriculture is a-maize-ing
speΒ·lunkΒ·ing
Two guys walk up to huge hole in the ground. One says, "What a huge cave." The other says, "No, it's mine."
βHey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? Iβm Little Drummer Boy-ingβ
βIβve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!β
Why do Pirates have a reputation for "aaarrr"-ing. (x-post /r/history ...kind of)
Because they got tired of queuing and moved on
I told my wife she looked a-maize-ing.
She said I was just corny.
My Mom's Caption: "We're ketchup-ing on Christmas decorating." (x-post:Pics)
http://imgur.com/tj5HDA9
Now here's a dad who's not just loaf-ing around!
Out dad-ing my husband...
I was planning my to do list for next week, and I said "I want to do this, but I don't know how to plan it."
He said, "Well, I don't know how to moon it".
I shook my head, and told him he should have said "I don't know how to comet."
He's got a lot to learn...
