In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?
Because it was all parallel parking!
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
In an alternate universe, instead of asking for whatever he touches to be gold, Midas just asked for his jokes to be made extremely hilarious.
Everything was comedy gold.
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
My moment finally came in the dad joke universe, and my teenage son kinda giggled!
My son and I were in Lids picking out a nice hat for a Christmas present. We wanted to see one on the top rack so the employee grabbed her little hook tool to grab it. Well, she dropped it on the floor...
I told my son "I think we can get it for dirty percent off!"
My son smirked and laughed just barely but started saying no dad, just no.
I was pretty proud of myself!
Why is an error the biggest thing in the universe?
Because even in space there's no room for error.
Where can you find the greatest jokes in the entire /r/DadJokes universe?
The best jokes are always in the comets…
If you are ever feeling like you don’t know your place in the universe, just remember: You and the universe came from the same thing
The only things that matter in this universe
Are solids, liquids, gasses, and plasma.
The oldest scrolls in the universe
Midget fashion is popular in ‘Apparel-Elf Universe’.
Did you hear about the Pixels sequel / DC Universe crossover in production?
What do you call Indiana Jones in an alternate universe where he can’t die?
What do you get if time no longer exists in the universe?
I just realized that Groot must be the horniest being in the universe.
He wakes up every morning with wood.
In the Star Wars Universe, they don't eat baby wookiees ...
because they are a little chewy.
A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
"For tea, two" the barista responded.
Boats are tied for the fastest thing in the universe.
They are always traveling at C.
What's the spookiest planet in the Star Wars universe?
I don't know why Toad isn't the main character in the Mario universe
Is there other forms of life in the universe?
If not, it's an awful waste of space
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one the most fundamental forces in the universe, but when you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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