Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossover131
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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As a pilot in the Navy I have to wake up early in the morning

You know, for my morning portie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharths067
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?

It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list

Because they're naughty-cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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TIFU. So, I'm in the navy, and when we left for deployment I got on the wrong boat.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemorianism
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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When I was in the Navy, I was often told to go to the rear of the ship...

They were stern orders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy.

But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I found out my friend was in the navy

I guess he kept it a sea-cret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do they call phone sex in the Navy?

Nautical sex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I sent my brother navy beans, because he's in the Navy

No. That's the whole joke. I'm just waiting til he receives the package now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ablette531
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What do you call a Soviet pirate ship in the US Navy?

USS Arr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eliad654
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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My sister in the US Navy broke her foot, and has to wear tennis shoes instead of boots, to properly heal. She said that they made her buy new black shoes, instead of her normal shoes. She said that it just seemed so petty to make her do that...

I told her that it sounded like a decision that came from a Petty Officer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Why do ships in the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side?

So when they come back to port they can... scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottchiefbaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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After a 4-year stint in the Navy, My friend changed her name from Marie to Mary...

It's like they always say, "I before E, except after sea"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budzee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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In the navy

My cousin decided that after high school he was going to join the Navy instead of going to college because no matter how hard he tried to get better grades, he always remained a sea student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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In the Navy self
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark4669
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Why do the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on the side?

So when the ships come back to port, they Scan-the-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungPowDan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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