Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
How do you cut the ocean in half?
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?
How do you cut an ocean in two?
I told my dad I didn’t find any sand dollars in the ocean.
He said it was because we weren’t anywhere near the bank.
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.
I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.
My son said he wanted to swim in an ocean someday, any ocean at all.
I told him to be more Pacific.
A guy was having sex in the ocean with his girlfriend when he accidentally came on a dolphin
Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬
Two whales are in the ocean, and one whale says to the other:
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To which the other replied: Shut up, Frank. You're drunk.
What happens when you drop a red hat in a blue ocean?
Why did the man drive his car in the ocean?
He wanted to get some extra bass in the speakers
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What drug is illegal in the ocean
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
I've always wanted to swim in a ocean of soda.
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”
Hey kids, I am going to name every coral reef in the ocean 'Keanu!"
That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!
Who is in charge of keeping the ocean clean?
What do you call a duck in the ocean?
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
How do you split the ocean in half?
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
How do you cut the ocean in half?... you use a sea saw
How do you split the ocean in half?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an orange ocean.
I woke up and realized it was a Fanta-Sea
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