Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanphi
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When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...

He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you get if you swim in the red sea?

Marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My son said he wanted to swim in an ocean someday, any ocean at all.

I told him to be more Pacific.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I've always wanted to swim in a ocean of soda.

It's my fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safety_First_Guys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why do sharks swim in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.

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I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life

"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why don't squirrels swim in cold water?

The nuts shrink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why wouldn't the hipster swim in the river?

It was too main stream

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Salmon are born in a river, swim out to sea for most of their lives, and then one day years later swim back against insurmountable odds to the very spot where they were born.

And I can’t find my car in the parking lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

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Why do walruses swim in salt water?

Because if they swam in peppered water they’d sneeze all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggernautx22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My grandpa learned to swim when his dad tossed him in the river

He said it wasn't so bad once he untied himself and got out of the gunny sack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurntPasture
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My friend thought he could swim the longest river in the world

He was in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistOnFire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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How deep is the pond frogs swim in?

Knee-deep, knee-deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why don't people swim in the winter?

Because they're too cool for pool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ardensulled
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why do fish swim in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why do fish swim in salty water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathreaper27
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why do sharks only swim in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMc9072
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomeme27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
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