Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanphi
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Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?

It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCovarr
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When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get...

Arrested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovAlphaPapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why do walruses swim in salt water?

Because if they swam in peppered water they’d sneeze all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggernautx22
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I tried cleaning the house, ended up with a bunch of salt water damage.

Thats the last time I use Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertdowneysoft
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Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTFox131
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ardensulled
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxterchief99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilloFortune__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why do sharks live in salt water

Because pepper water makes then sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessKitty4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomeme27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optionalsilence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seditive26114
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Why do most fish live in salt water?

Because they are allergic to pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stitch2k1
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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