I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.
The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.
They discovered a new Pokemon in a closet.
They are calling it a Pikatchu.
What do you call a teacher that farts in the closet?
Private Tutor
What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?
A hollow weenie costume.
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
Friend: Are you sure you're not in the closet?
Me: If I was in the closet, I wouldn't be here.
Friend: Mother fu**er.
My wife and I were battling against the mould in our closet... We failed...
I guess they were the champignons
What do you call a lesbian in a closet?
A Liquor Cabinet
Trying to get ready but everything in your closet is a bust
My brother has more space in his closet
Because he came out of it
Making this joke from when I learned my brother came out of the closet. Tought maybe it would do good in here!
The 'Trapped in the Closet' saga is my absolute weakness....
I guess you could say.... It's my R. Kelly's heel.
My friend said she has too many Vans in her shoe closet.
I suggested that maybe she should consider a sedan.
I used to have a skeleton in my closet.
Then my skeleton came out of the closet.
I now have a gay skeleton.
