If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants
In case you get a hole in one
No one laughs at my “bring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.
I guess “hole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
I usually wear 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing
Last time I got a hole in one
I felt a small rip in my favorite pair of pants today
But I can’t seam to find out where.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
It's always a great idea for golfers to bring an extra pair of pants when going golfing...
Just incase they get a hole in one.
What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?
What do you call a single pair of pants?
Just bought a new pair of pants, and they fit like a cheaply made castle.
I just tore a long line through my favorite pair of pants. They have a good run.
I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...
The project is income pleat.
What do you call a lonely pair of pants?
I'm having a hard time finding a good pair of camouflage pants.
Levi's just recalled 200,000 pairs of pants because they had problems with the zippers.
They were dropping like flies.
I got a new pair of pants that were too long.
I considered taking them to a tailor to get shortened, but I think doing it myself was the more earnest hemming way.
Italian tailors are always happy to make a pair of pants for you....
....or at least sew its seams.
I was doing laundry and commented on how many pairs of pants my boyfriend has. . .
He said "I'm a man of many pants". To which I replied "so is Pete(our dog)." My boyfriend just tells me not to talk to him.
Me: "Why do I have to buy a PAIR of pants?"
Dad: "So you won't be naked."
Time to get a new pair of pants once they develop an opinion.
Sorry, I mean an ass hole.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants
Just in case I get a hole in one
I wear two pairs of pants when I play golf
Just in case I get a hole in one
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
You should always wear two pairs of pants when golfing
In case you get a hole in one!
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants
In case they get a hole in one
Why do golfers were two pairs of pants...
In case they get a hole in one.
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
“Euripides?” Asks the tailor
“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?
In case he gets a hole in one!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.
"Euripides?" says the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, “Euripides?” The man replies, “Yes. Eumenides?”
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” asks the tailor.
“Yeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one
I always bring a spare pair of pants with me when I golf.
Just incase I get a hole in one.
I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing.
In case I get a hole in one.
If you ever go golfing, make sure to wear two pairs of pants.
In case you get a hole in one.
I always take a second pair of pants golfing
Just in case I get a hole in one.
Why do I wear two pairs of pants while golfing?
In case I get a hole in one.
Every time I go golfing I wear two pairs of pants.
Just in case I get a hole in one.
Why do golfers carry around an extra pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
It is important to always wear two pairs of pants when golfing...
Just in case you get a hole in one!
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
