A coconut tree in a deserted island

Is a trope-ical plant.

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👤︎ u/keyrover
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Funny name for a Rat character in D&D?

I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.

Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.

I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!

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📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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I just met a handsome monk...

I just met a handsome monk. He has spent his life abstaining from carnal pleasure. I found him ascetic-ically pleasing.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Someone released a snake on a set of steps...

It was hiss-stair-ical!

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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What do you call a vampire's vacation?

A sa-bat-ical

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📅︎ Jun 29 2016
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