I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/northernsou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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Why shouldn't you stare at hurricanes for too long?

You'll get lost in their eyes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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How do you call a weak hurricane?

Hurrican't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farquaadschin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

The bartender says, β€œthat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?

It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2020
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.

The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Hurricane Marco is headed towards land

Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/airhogg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TiredMemeReference
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2019
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What's worse than a hurricane?

TITTY TWISTER

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themisdirectedcoral
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2020
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Hurricane Wind Scale
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2018
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Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daboss104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hew3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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Hurricanes are very...

depressing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tofarfi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2019
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I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...

"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CarrowFlinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2014
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Why are hurricane winds so fast?

Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2017
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?

Irma get you!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nkdby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2017
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My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"

"Because it's too afraid to blow him"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobmancat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2018
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There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma

No way Jose!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Da_Braz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2017
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Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"

It won't touchdown

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2018
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What's Hurricane Irma's last name?

Gerd

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stormline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2017
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[OC] My neighbors are ready for Hurricane Irma....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stingroo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2017
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2018
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2013
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Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?

Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hahsakaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2018
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If these hurricanes don't sod off...

Irma lose my shit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2017
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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a β€œFlo-rida”?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2018
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The bull and the hurricane

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2017
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Hurricane Harvey

My daughter said her class raised a bunch of money for hurricane Harvey. I said, β€œWhy would you that? It’s just going to blow it!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwse30
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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[PUNNY]LIVE UPDATE ON EVACUATION ZONES FOR **HURRICANE IRMA PSA** youtube.com/watch?v=KqRfk…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/valenteman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2017
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When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_MostlyHarmless
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2017
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What's behind Hurricane JosΓ©?

Hurricane Jos-b

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thejschrays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2017
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My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.

She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imthaaatguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2017
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Marriage is like a hurricane

It starts off with all the sucking and blowing... Then you lose your house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2wings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2017
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I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes

It's only a draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes

Bartenders says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joey_m47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GilreanEstel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FUNNNYJoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2018
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