I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
Why shouldn't you stare at hurricanes for too long?
You'll get lost in their eyes.
How do you call a weak hurricane?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
The bartender says, “that’ll be $20.20”
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
Hurricane Marco is headed towards land
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
What's worse than a hurricane?
Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
Why are hurricane winds so fast?
Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...
The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.
Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?
What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma
Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"
What's Hurricane Irma's last name?
[OC] My neighbors are ready for Hurricane Irma....
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?
Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.
If these hurricanes don't sod off...
So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating
Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?
The bull and the hurricane
There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings.
The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc?
"We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.
Hurricane Harvey
My daughter said her class raised a bunch of money for hurricane Harvey. I said, “Why would you that? It’s just going to blow it!”
When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
What's behind Hurricane José?
My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.
She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!
What did the hurricane say to the island?
Marriage is like a hurricane
It starts off with all the sucking and blowing... Then you lose your house!
I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes
It's only a draft at the moment
A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes
Bartenders says, “That’ll be $20.20”
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says, “That’ll be $20.20.”
A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?
HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.
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