Since good players are hard to find
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I mean, how low can you go?
I can’t wait.
Dick Van Dyke
But it's really grown on me.
I said no we are American
Howie Mandelorian
It was a Whoopi cushion.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta
Stay tuned!
It’ll be known as the Qatari 2600
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
But I don’t give Edam!
I think I'll start with "What is love? Baby don't hurt me", but then I have to say "we're gathered here today, ect.." and finish with "you may now kiss the bride",
It'll last about 1 minute, and I wanna really embarrass them. Any ideas?
We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"
"Jesus of Nazareth will return."
... it's for a thing.
But in the end I decided to come clean.
They say he is a really fungi
because he will always be stuck in second gear!
(This is more parody/satire than a pun, but I tried to make sure it had puns.)
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No more than half the people attending can wear trucker hats.
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The fences must be measured and spaced using meters. It doesn't matter if you're putting them in someone's yard.
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If you pull up a fence post, you cannot reuse it. In fact, you cannot use recycled posts from other people's yards.
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Don't keep up with the Jones'. But if you can't avoid this, make sure you give the Jones' the credit due for coming up with it first.
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You can bring lunch as sort of a potluck affair, but do not bring canned meat products from Hormel.
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If you bring a fence post, it must look like a fence post. If it might be confused with something else, make sure the box or protective wrapping calls it a fence post.
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When announcing the event, you are not allowed to make references to punch or people getting in line for punch. Just like Fight Club...
For now, we have no rule about promoting one stock car event over another as you work, or discussing other controversial matters. That won't change as long as you don't abuse this. Please keep your fence posts in good taste and suitable for all audiences. But if you do bring risque fence posts, make sure to cover them with a shroud labeled adult only, and I won't pull them up, provided the other rules are followed.
She signed up to sing The Killers. Right before she sang, I said, "Alexa, play The Killers."
She was charged with wreckless driving.
Then I could winna Winnebago in Walla Walla, Washington
- The Notorious D.I.G.
- The Orval Redenblockers (I probably butchered that spelling)
- The Volley Lamas
- The Gold Diggers
- The Serve-ivers
He's an assistant to the room's zombie, a neurosurgeon named Dr. Oxy.
But Evan Rachel Wood
Ellen de generous
Jimmy Felon.
I was working on the 4th of July. Guy comes in. Orders a burger with a side of French fries. We were out of fries so he decides to order a side soup: French onion. I ring in the order and he goes outside to wait, there were a few other customers out there smoking.
The chef calls the front desk to let me know that we were also out of French onion. It was late at night so this happens occasionally.
I go outside to let him know we were out, so that he can order something else. The other costumers smoking overhear me telling him that "We are out of French onion soup". The guy smoking says "man, you guys are out of French fries too what the heck?"
I chime in "well it is Independence Day."
They all laughed, and the guy ordered the lobster bisk. I high fived myself on the way back to the stand.
Sorry for the lengthy post.
... but I'm too busy to planet.
Question: How many layers are there in the atmosphere. Team answer: 5
Host: You guys got it right! How did you know that? Me: I pulled it out of thin air.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My contrary Aunt Margaret drowned recently. They found her upstream.
In his Mike-Rowe-Wave.
