I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.

I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I didn't think I'd like being the host of a parasite...

But it's really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plonkerboy900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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At dinner yesterday, the host asked if we were hungry

I said no we are American

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tswaves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?

Howie Mandelorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Who's the cleanest radio host?

Showered Stern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billmilk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...

It was a Whoopi cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What does the radio host say to their guitar every night?

Stay tuned!

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Qatar has been announced as the hosts for the Olympics 581 years from now.

It’ll be known as the Qatari 2600

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Company came over and we had nothing in the house, so my wife wanted to put out my gourmet cheeses. I refused but she said I had to be a good host

But I don’t give Edam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear they are trying to get Barbara Walters to host the New Years Eve ball drop?

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liveyourdash3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I was watching a documentary about Jesus when the host announced that they are having a commercial break.

"Jesus of Nazareth will return."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I wasn't gonna tell the host that I considered wearing a t-shirt covered in poo to his party.

But in the end I decided to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Jeff Dunham is going to host the Oscars this year

It’ll be the Acadummy Awards

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I heard Toad always hosts the best parties

They say he is a really fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alonyer1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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If /puns were to host a fence building party according to the rules...

(This is more parody/satire than a pun, but I tried to make sure it had puns.)

  1. No more than half the people attending can wear trucker hats.

  2. The fences must be measured and spaced using meters. It doesn't matter if you're putting them in someone's yard.

  3. If you pull up a fence post, you cannot reuse it. In fact, you cannot use recycled posts from other people's yards.

  4. Don't keep up with the Jones'. But if you can't avoid this, make sure you give the Jones' the credit due for coming up with it first.

  5. You can bring lunch as sort of a potluck affair, but do not bring canned meat products from Hormel.

  6. If you bring a fence post, it must look like a fence post. If it might be confused with something else, make sure the box or protective wrapping calls it a fence post.

  7. When announcing the event, you are not allowed to make references to punch or people getting in line for punch. Just like Fight Club...

For now, we have no rule about promoting one stock car event over another as you work, or discussing other controversial matters. That won't change as long as you don't abuse this. Please keep your fence posts in good taste and suitable for all audiences. But if you do bring risque fence posts, make sure to cover them with a shroud labeled adult only, and I won't pull them up, provided the other rules are followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Matt LeBlanc won't be very good as the new Top Gear host...

because he will always be stuck in second gear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasauruss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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I have to host an early morning staff meeting tomorrow, does anyone have any good openers for an early morning meeting to break the ice?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Famoustitles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What talk show host gives the most to other people

Ellen de generous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Tortured the trivia night host.

Question: How many layers are there in the atmosphere. Team answer: 5

Host: You guys got it right! How did you know that? Me: I pulled it out of thin air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foster_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Karl Stefanovic, host of the Australian 'Today' morning show, tells his best dad jokes. youtu.be/iFqJEyaoxQo?t=1m…
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